Catch the Spin

Jogging Incident

This morning at 7:53 am while enjoying a hot cup of joe a man noted that he saw a female jogger (age not disclosed) jogging with a popsicle. The man yelled out at the jogger “why are you running with a popsicle” but the woman didn’t respond. This angered the man so a foot chase was initiated. Linda…a neighbor on the next street stated “I had to call the police, I mean a woman with a popsicle was being chased by a man with a hot cup of coffee.” The police caught up with the two as the man was being sprayed with pepper spray. After being shoved into the back of the police cruiser the man shouted out again “why were you running with a popsicle.” As the cruiser pulled up to the jail the man felt sad that his question went unanswered.

 

UPDATE—

The man who was chasing the jogger has been released from jail after being held for 24 hours and has been ordered to attend 6 weeks of curiosity management counseling. The prosecutor in this case believes that this type of counseling will eventually help the man to resist any chasing or stalking impulses that result from having his curiosity unfulfilled. The penitent man is optimistic about his future.

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