Catch the Spin

JACKSON, Wyo. – Officials in Wyoming want people to be on the lookout for a black box with white lettering that says “METH,” after a deputy lost a stash used to train police dogs.

Teton County sheriff’s Sgt. Lloyd Funk says the deputy accidentally left the box on a bumper after a canine training exercise Oct. 27. It contained nearly an ounce of methamphetamine.

Officials have asked the towns citizens to be on the look out for the missing box of meth. They are encouraging citizens to immediately call if they find it. One citizen “Roger” was stopped by a local reporter. The reporter asked him if he had seen the missing box of meth. “It was difficult to understand the normally clear talking Roger” said Sammy the local reporter. “Something must have really been itching Rogers face because the whole tome we spoke he was pulling and scratching at his face”. “I have never seen Roger so swift in his step” Sammy remarked as he watched his life long friend speed away on foot as he ran over the tops of three parked cars.

Sammy frowned and said “I sure hope that stuff turns up”.