Catch the Spin

Well finally people have come to their senses and re-elected republicans again.  These crazy democrat socialists are going to destroy this great country.  Thank God people are starting to wise up once again.  No more solar panels in the whitehouse.  I hate that it went as far as it did, but we are back on track.  One of the other professors here (a socialist democrat communist) was so sad by the news she heard she tripped and fell while walking with a hot cup of coffee.  I laughed to my self then aloud.  I was overcome with joy to see US get some sense back.  I was also tickled when the professor fell.  I had hoped she would spill her coffee on her shirt, but no such luck.  It spilled out on the floor and between the tile and base boards.  I once had a similar fall in the same spot.  The University should really get someone out to look at the floor and test the slickness of the damn tile.  The stuff they wax it with is slick….real slick.  Ralph fell there last year and chipped a tooth.  I like Ralph.  He is a nice guy.  I still question his credentials though, but after 6 months of useless digging I have given up.  Anyways….glad we are back on top!