Catch the Spin

Today at the local mall I almost got into it with an old lady over a parking space.  The lot was packed and I was not about to wait.  I saw the old lady sitting in her giant old car with the stupid blinker on (as if she had dibs on the parking spot).  I have no respect for old ladies.  What good have they ever really done?  Nothing!  Did they ever fight in the war?  Have they survived the wilderness?  NO!  They have contributed nothing but ask for so much.  I have things to do.  I whipped my car into the space as soon as the car pulled out.  The old lady began honking her horn at me.  As I walked by her car I struck the hood with my fist and dented it.  She slowly got out and began yelling at me.  I do not care old lady…I screamed.  I then charged her with my head in the lowered position and butted her in the stomach.  She fell to the ground hurt.  People gathered and I told them to beat it.  One man asked what happened and I told him the old lady got what she deserved……..I have no patience for the old.  Anyway, I was in and out in 10 minutes.  When I came back out the stupid obsolete lady was still sitting and waiting with her stupid blinker blinking.  I purposefully backed out at an angle that would prevent her from getting the spot.  Another man got it.  I wonder if the old bag is still sitting there with her blinker blinking?

                     —-Johnny Redcloth