Happy Thanksgiving Homeless Bums
This morning I woke up early and went to the university to print about five hundred flyers announcing a free hot thanksgiving lunch for the homeless. “Tired of the shelter food” it read. Join us for lunch today then I gave the Dean’s home address.
Happy Thanksging Dean you home owning bum. Happy Thanksgiving homeless bums.
Was the dean at home?
No I found out that I listed the wrong location. My number was off by a couple and the bums wound up at a ladies shoe store. I will get the correct location in time for christmas though.